Unreasonably annoying things that shouldn’t bother me… but absolutely do

 Let’s play a game called “Is This Petty or Is Society Just Wrong?”

Spoiler: It’s both.

Here’s a list of things that make me irrationally angry — and no, I will not be taking constructive criticism at this time:

1. People who reply “ok” to a three-paragraph message.
I just emotionally invested in this conversation like it’s the season finale of a Netflix drama, and you gave me “ok.” Not even a “k,” which would at least be rude with flavor. Just ok.

2. Clothes with fake pockets.
If the pocket doesn’t work, don’t exist. I’m tired of getting emotionally attached to a stylish jacket just to find out the pockets are sewn shut like the developers left them in beta.

3. Unskippable 5-second YouTube ads that feel like 30 years.
Why is it always some guy yelling at me about investing in crypto at 2AM? Sir, I am lying on the floor eating cereal from the box. Read the room.

4. Waking up 2 minutes before your alarm.
Oh cool, my body has learned to betray me preemptively. Thanks, internal clock. You truly are the Judas of biology.

5. Single-use apps that make you create an account.
I just want to order one pizza, once. I don’t want to create “PizzaProfile1996” and verify my email like I’m applying for a security clearance.

6. When autocorrect changes “ugh” to “ugh.” but adds a period and now I look passive-aggressively furious.
That’s not a tired sigh anymore. That’s a threat.

7. Microwave instructions that say “heat for 2 minutes, stir, then another 2 minutes.”
No. I live on the edge. I will blast it all at once and accept the consequences.

I could go on, but I won’t. Not because I’m running out of things — but because I’m pacing myself. Rage is a renewable resource.

Anyway, let me know in the comments what dumb little things ruin your day. Let’s scream into the void together. Catharsis is better in groups.

— Alisa, Professional Overreactor™

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